That's no Moon.....!

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It's Hofficial

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."

Links to various Hoff-memes have been running (in a studly Baywatch-like manner) through my in-box for over a year now [note to the senders- I know who you are]. It's time for a digest

'Normal' stuff (relatively speaking)

• David Hasselhoff - the official site
• The Hoff's just having fun being the big cheese - you can't help secretly liking a guy who can take a joke like this for so long.
• David-Hasselhoff.Com - The Hofficial fan site
• The Hoff - The Hoff Blog, providing the latest Hoff news, Hoff pictures and all manner of other Hoffy-goodness.
• The Hoff Phenomenon - message board discussion that started over the summer and includes plenty of entertaining links. Judging by the posting dates, it hasn't died yet.

The Cult of THE HOFF - worship at his shrine

• The official David Hasselhoff Site of Worship
• The Hoff calendar - letting you drool all year round

Knight Rider Homage (how could you forget?)

• Steven's Knight Rider Samples
• The Hoff wants you . knight rider online . news
• TV Golden Oldies - Top 10 Fun Things About Knight Rider

Just plain Weird (this list is long - just deal with it)

• Wax on Wax HOFF - it's a game OK?
• Can you find Dave's missing nipples? - not a game, more a way of life
• Geriatric Punks: Prepare to Lose Your Mind - this is the home of the infamous Hasslehoff Recursion (you may need to lie down afterwards)
• David Hasselhoff Compendium, home of Pac Hoff (I am not making this up) and a whole gallery of images (the irony of slapping The Hoff's face on that annoying frog may be unintentional but it's certainly appreciated)
• David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist - what worries me about this is not the fact that it was written in the first place but the fact that the writer subsequently had to post a disclaimer at the bottom of the page.
• THE HOFF - YOU'RE NOT GUILTY - including this link either proves I have no conscience or I genuinely believe that there are people out there who would like to hear this pop star for themselves - you decide.

Sucker for punishment? Still want more?

• Hoffice Attachments: David Hasselhoff tribute - mostly links to more photos but with a few other twists thrown in. It's the kind of page that needs a Boss key (which they have thoughtfully provided)
• The Hoff Project - photos, loads and loads of photos
• Drop It Like It's Hoff - Guess what? MORE images, over 300 of them, mostly not seen elsewhere (thankfully)
• The Hasselhoff Image Database - do I need to spell it out for you?
• thebesto.pps - this is a direct link to a PowerPoint file, one of those ones that you think you've seen the best image about three slides in, and then realise how wrong you were.
• News24 - a few repetitions mostly from that Powerpoint file (see, I've been doing my research) but worth it in case you missed the Matzel-Hoff and Smirn-Hoff images the first time around.
• Ubersite - Hoff dogs - if you can't guess, I'm not going to spoil it for you
• Of course it didn't take long before those subversives at b3ta had a go
• AGB: CHEESED HOFF - actually 'cheesed' is not the word used in the image
• Hoffy the Vampire Slayer - include just for the sheer cheek of it, and the fact that his hair is better than mine.

Now if I Hoff and I Puff, d'ya think I might blow this meme down...?

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posted at 10:26 AM
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Priceless! I used to be a big Knight Rider fan once apon a time. Hope the film is just as daft.

By  Wolfie, at 4:14 PM  

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I think it's time for another bunny-fest.

The Big Chill in 30 seconds with bunnies. - the latest opus from my favorite flash animator at Angry Alien

Rate My Bunny - disgustingly cute.

Bunny more nauseating cuteness

Chris the rabbit the blog - a series of cartoons brought to you by Chris the rabbit

BUNNY SUICIDES - home page of the book itself rather than the pirated scans that periodically pop up (like bunnies) online. The scans are still out there though - just Google 'bunny suicides'

Fluffy Bundles "the one and only 'approved' fanlisting for the adorably cute and fluffy animals that are rabbits and bunnies"

omg a bunny on Flickr - a beginner's guide to bunny anatomy

One blooming big bunny from Guardian Unlimited: Newsblog - and to think you used to see just
pink Elephants when you were pissed....

Starz : SOD Bunnies (it's the Angry Alien bunnies again)

bunny_boxed on Flickr - obviously this bunny is an underage witness in some dark rabbit-related court case. Proably this one:

Kiwi accused out on bail in rabbit sex case (makes a change from Sheep, I guess).

....Ms Nettle doubted drugs were solely to blame.

"It didn't happen overnight. You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits'. "


Flash / pixelated... bunnies - this is pretty criminal too

and finally: Highlander in 30 seconds with bunnies.
(you guessed it, Angry Alien)

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FSM Update - Unsurprisingly the twats on the Kansas Board of Education, having severed all connection with the real world, have decided to indoctrinate their children with similar delusions and teach Intelligent Design in their schools.

So, before the thought police come for us, let's celebrate the return of the Dark Ages with (probably) the last of the FSM link digests (keep banging the rocks together Kansas!)

For those of you just joining us - the definitive story so far: Flying Spaghetti Monsterism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Here's a little more background - Boing Boing: Pastafarianism: Flying Spaghetti Monster cult grows Boing Boing is also one of the donors behind the $250,000 USD challenge, payable to any individual who can produce evidence proving that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In the beginning there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster: "Meanwhile, true believers can now order souvenirs from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website, including T-shirts from $13.99 (£7.50), a coffee mug and a car bumper sticker. Mr Henderson says the proceeds may be used to fund the campaign or, in the best tradition of dubious cult leaders, to buy a yacht that he has long fancied. If the sales really take off, it may also help him avoid having to take up his only job offer so far since leaving Oregon State University - programming slot machines in Las Vegas.

Other recent developments include the discovery of a toasted cheese sandwich miraculously bearing the image of His Noodliness that sold for $41 (£22) in an eBay auction and a hymn whose tune at least will be familiar to members of the Women's Institute or England cricket fans. The chorus runs:

'Bring me my bowl of pasta gold!

Bring me my meatballs of desire!

Bring me my sauce with herbs untold!

Bring me my bolognese of fire!'"

For the creative amongst us: Learn to Make A Flying Spaghetti Monster Brooch Here

Origin of Noodleous doubleous- the miracle of the pasta

The Pesto Manifesto

FSM on Metro on Flickr - I don't condone graffitti but in this case....

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I'm so proud. This is my old college chum Simon (and fellow blogger) as featured on the front page of the San Francisco Chronicle Metro Section last Tuesday.

Incidentally does anyone know who the other couple are in that shot?

posted at 11:16 PM
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Hilarious!

By  Simon, at 2:47 PM  

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Military Jokes Military Humor: "If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this."

(except for the fact that players Rooseveldt and 'paTTon' would have joined the game considerably later than most of the others)

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And today's WTF quote award goes to:

Liz Taylor in rare public outing (BBC): "Dr Edwin Bayrd, director of the UCLA Aids Institute, called Dame Elizabeth the 'the Joan of Arc of Aids activism'. "

So she hears voices and they're going to burn her at the stake? Don't these scientists ever study history?

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Today is World Usability Day - whilst my little webby heart rejoices at this news, I'm also willing to bet it won't be patch on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arr.

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Let's see, it's getting colder, the nights are drawing in and fireworks have been going off for the last few weeks. It must be time for that annual ritual - David Blunkett's resignation

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