It's Hofficial

David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."

Links to various Hoff-memes have been running (in a studly Baywatch-like manner) through my in-box for over a year now [note to the senders- I know who you are]. It's time for a digest

'Normal' stuff (relatively speaking)

• David Hasselhoff - the official site
• The Hoff's just having fun being the big cheese - you can't help secretly liking a guy who can take a joke like this for so long.
• David-Hasselhoff.Com - The Hofficial fan site
• The Hoff - The Hoff Blog, providing the latest Hoff news, Hoff pictures and all manner of other Hoffy-goodness.
• The Hoff Phenomenon - message board discussion that started over the summer and includes plenty of entertaining links. Judging by the posting dates, it hasn't died yet.

The Cult of THE HOFF - worship at his shrine

• The official David Hasselhoff Site of Worship
• The Hoff calendar - letting you drool all year round

Knight Rider Homage (how could you forget?)

• Steven's Knight Rider Samples
• The Hoff wants you . knight rider online . news
• TV Golden Oldies - Top 10 Fun Things About Knight Rider

Just plain Weird (this list is long - just deal with it)

• Wax on Wax HOFF - it's a game OK?
• Can you find Dave's missing nipples? - not a game, more a way of life
• Geriatric Punks: Prepare to Lose Your Mind - this is the home of the infamous Hasslehoff Recursion (you may need to lie down afterwards)
• David Hasselhoff Compendium, home of Pac Hoff (I am not making this up) and a whole gallery of images (the irony of slapping The Hoff's face on that annoying frog may be unintentional but it's certainly appreciated)
• David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist - what worries me about this is not the fact that it was written in the first place but the fact that the writer subsequently had to post a disclaimer at the bottom of the page.
• THE HOFF - YOU'RE NOT GUILTY - including this link either proves I have no conscience or I genuinely believe that there are people out there who would like to hear this pop star for themselves - you decide.

Sucker for punishment? Still want more?

• Hoffice Attachments: David Hasselhoff tribute - mostly links to more photos but with a few other twists thrown in. It's the kind of page that needs a Boss key (which they have thoughtfully provided)
• The Hoff Project - photos, loads and loads of photos
• Drop It Like It's Hoff - Guess what? MORE images, over 300 of them, mostly not seen elsewhere (thankfully)
• The Hasselhoff Image Database - do I need to spell it out for you?
• thebesto.pps - this is a direct link to a PowerPoint file, one of those ones that you think you've seen the best image about three slides in, and then realise how wrong you were.
• News24 - a few repetitions mostly from that Powerpoint file (see, I've been doing my research) but worth it in case you missed the Matzel-Hoff and Smirn-Hoff images the first time around.
• Ubersite - Hoff dogs - if you can't guess, I'm not going to spoil it for you
• Of course it didn't take long before those subversives at b3ta had a go
• AGB: CHEESED HOFF - actually 'cheesed' is not the word used in the image
• Hoffy the Vampire Slayer - include just for the sheer cheek of it, and the fact that his hair is better than mine.

Now if I Hoff and I Puff, d'ya think I might blow this meme down...?

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posted at 10:26 AM
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Priceless! I used to be a big Knight Rider fan once apon a time. Hope the film is just as daft.

By  Wolfie, at 4:14 PM  

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