God is Great, by which I mean, Very Very Large: do you think you're
really eating the body of Christ? Ever consider the maths behind that concept?
However, perhaps Jesus, like Wolverine, has amazing regenerative powers (in which case, it's surprising it took him three days to return from the dead. But maybe he was just taking a little time-out.)Still on the religious bent, people are looking ahead to the next big event (as soon as Pope Placeholder goes home to Jesus):
Cities Bid for Next Papal Funeral:
Because millions of bumper stickers now suggest that God favors America, most media-pundits across the world believe the Funeral Rights will be awarded to a U.S. city. Odds-makers give New York a slight edge in early betting.
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