Desperate Dad - I found this blog way back in July when it was blog rolled by the Guardian. At the time it was a witty diary written by a nervously expectant father-to-be for his spawn. Since then however the baby's been born.
It's still funny. Addressing his offspring with "Hello, my beautiful, blue-eyed, bawling little shit-machine" he explains:
My sex life is clearly over; I feel like I'm never going to roger anyone ever again. In fact, I could have had it on a plate last week from someone I used to shag regularly just for the exercise and I just couldn't be bothered
I'm sure his daughter will love reading this when she's older.
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