My Dad is an enthusiastic golfer.....so is my uncle....and his wife.....and my cousin. I just hope none of them ever read this:

* I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
* I've spent most of my life golfing. the rest I've just wasted.
* They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
* Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
* It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
* Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five
* Give me golf clubs, fresh air & a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
* Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
* The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. "

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