HTBY: How to: bathe a cat - "Get a mesh bag used for washing lingerie, insert 1 cat. Once the cat cannot flail about it will relax and just take it. Absorb cat hate for a few days, enjoy."
The rest of the site is in a similar vein. Someone had the quite sensible idea of soliciting user-written explanations of how to perform certain tasks. The responses they seem to be getting are not quite in the spirit intended - but hugely entertaining nonetheless (see also - "How to Bathe a Hampster")
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