"You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?" the judge asked.
"Yes, your honor."
The judge looked at the petition. "I can, ummm, see why, ummm, Mr. Leon . . . Shitferbrains, is it?"
"Yes, your honor, that's correct."
"And what do you want to change your name to, Mr., ummm, Shitferbrains?"
"Jim, your honor."
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