Crap Joke du jour
A polar bear goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic, please?"
The bartender put it on the bar and said, "Sure, but what's with the large pause?"
Polar bear answered, "Dunno. I've always had 'em, though."
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