Some Pick-Up Lines From Santa's Elves:
- "No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
- "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
- "I taught Santa everything he knows."
- "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
- "Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
- "I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
- "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
- "I can get you off the Naughty List."
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