One of the more amusing e-mail disclaimers I have seen recently: Subject: Important Notice
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IMPORTANT NOTICE (YES, THIS MEANS YOU BUDDY!): This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the goddamned dog next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. And NO, the Walrus was NOT Paul. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets (except for the dog next door). If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes. But, under no circumstances are you to pull a man's finger when he asks. That said, now go forth and do the horizontal Mambo.
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