Virtual Sky - OK, so nothing beats lying out on the cold, damp earth and staring up at the stars - but this comes close, especially since it's got an awful lot more information behind that map.
posted at 5:06 PM
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Sydney opera house virtual tour - Oh Wow. First time I've ever seen a virtual tour that really gave me a sense of what it was like to really be there. (requires Flash and Qucktime but it's worth it).
posted at 10:02 AM
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Homosexuality: Common Questions and Statements Addressed - personally I'd like to take this page and force every ignorant, arrogant, spineless, homophobic bastard I've ever encountered to read it.
Assuming they could read, that is.
posted at 9:41 AM
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FunnyFreePics.com - and I thought I was the only one with a twisted sense of humour.....
posted at 10:23 AM
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Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Cohen, "I've two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."
posted at 10:24 AM
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Rolling Stone's 50 Uncoolest records of all time - I'm not sure what's worse - discovering I own one of the CDs on their list, or discovering I also own a bootlegged tape of another one.
posted at 12:39 PM
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A burglar breaks into a house one night. He shines his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picks up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echos from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumps out of his skin, clicks his flashlight out, and freezes.
When he hears nothing more after a bit, he shakes his head, promises himself a vacation after the next big heist, then begins searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulls the stereo out so he can disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he hears, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shines his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam comes to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that? He hisses at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot squawks, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxes "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replies the bird.
"Moses?", the burglar laughs. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses."
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
posted at 11:23 AM
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